"Welcome Message" You should probably read this first.

Hi. I don't know how you found this page. Maybe you don't know how you found this page. But now that you're here, I imagine you'll be looking around because, after all, we're all nosy at heart.

Well, you should know some things, then.

You're gonna see some swear words. Fuck. See? You're gonna see more of that, so don't be offended (my blog, my language). I may talk about stuff that you think is nuts. I don't care. Feel free to email me if you think stuff I talk about is worth writing to me about. I probably still won't care, but at least you'll feel better for trying to talk about it. But remember, if you take the time to actually write to me and tell me I'm nuts or whatever, that's not saying a whole lot of good about you. I think you're nuts for actually reading this far. So there.
To continue with what you should be aware of: I may say some offensive things. I assure you that this is your problem and not mine. There's really nothing I can offer you to make you feel better about it. I can ask you, though...Why would you declare something is offensive? Is something offensive because you say it is that way? When you realize that this makes no sense, you'll be less offended. However, if you do find something you think is offensive, and you feel the need to write to me about it, Please be intelligent and say you FIND it offensive and not that it IS offensive. Do you see the difference? Good boy. Or girl. I won't respond to stupidheads.

Which leads me to my last point. You'd better be damned sure you meant to write to me with your thoughts/comments/agreements/disagreements/whiney-assed dissertations, because I will publish some of those comments. Especially if it's going to make YOU look like a fucking idiot. That means your email address will be published too, so unless you know how to spoof your email....well, you've been warned. By the way, it is my discretion as to whether or not you're a fucking idiot. Life can be so unfair.